today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
you poor soul
how to make jung scream: make him go into cold pool water
(trans from smokycross@Twinshinki)
(Fuente: thorn-lily)